Official CERN Softball Club Playing Card
		Howard Haber Position: SS,3B Throws: Right Bats: Right

      

                      CERN Softball Batting Record
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 Year   Team    G  AB   R   H  2B  3B  HR  BB SAC RBI   AVG   SLG   OBP   RP
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 1995 Leptons  17  77  33  52   7   6   1   0   2  32 0.675 0.961 0.658 0.810
 1996 Leptons   2   8   3   6   2   0   0   0   0   5 0.750 1.000 0.750 1.000
 1997 Leptons   1   4   3   3   0   1   0   0   0   3 0.750 1.250 0.750 1.500
 1999 Leptons   2   9   3   4   0   0   0   0   1   3 0.444 0.444 0.400 0.600
 2000 Leptons   1   5   1   2   1   0   0   0   0   1 0.400 0.600 0.400 0.400
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 CERN Totals   23 103  43  67  10   7   1   0   3  44 0.650 0.912 0.632 0.811
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• Graph of season stats playing for the Leptons
• Graph of season stats playing for the Quarks

Known to almost no one as "The Habe", I joined the CERN softball team in 1995, while on sabbatical from U.C. Santa Cruz. The biggest adjustment required in the transition from U.C. Santa Cruz intramural softball to the Geneva Softball League involved the occasional chaotic trajectories of ! ground-balls, which I assumed was due to an increase in quantum uncertainty around the lip of the infield grass. At the end of the 1995 season, I was traded back to UCSC for the mysterious player to be named later. Due to the good graces of the GSL management, I am allowed to relive old glories with the CERN team for a few weeks each summer. Back in Santa Cruz, apart from continued successes in both men's and coed intramural softball, I specialize in supersymmetry, Higgs bosons, intermediate vector baseballs, and other figments of the theoretical mind.